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i'm conflicted.... i can't tell if bennett is a moron or the world's greatest troll.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

That's just sad..

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

I imagine this is for me what Jersey Shore is to a lot of people. I see it, and it hurts, but I can't look away :(

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

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