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Daughtry, U2 (yes they have some good songs but look up what Bono has said about the 'spirituality' of their music), Rage Against the Machine. Get a feeling I might pull some MS for this one.

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 

The biggest piece of shit in the world wins this one by far

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

There's a first for everything in life, I guess.

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 
SilvioBerlusconi

Daughtry, U2 (yes they have some good songs but look up what Bono has said about the 'spirituality' of their music), Rage Against the Machine. Get a feeling I might pull some MS for this one.

I agree with U2. They had one good album and from then on they just won't go away. Most of their music is a snoozefest.

 

I have to agree with U2. I just spent 5 minutes trying to think of another band to add to this list, but Bono and his gigantic sunglasses kept popping in to my head.

His next publicity stunt should involve a $1 billion charity whereby he never appears again in public if it succeeds. You could solve a national liquidity crisis with debit card transaction fees from this alone.

in it 2 win it
 
Cruncharoo

Nickleback?

I was about to go mental because nobody had mentioned them yet. Absolute garbage music, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's Nickleback (or anything similar/sounds like them).

And Bono bashing reminds me of a South Park episode.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

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