Trade War Humor

Conversations between China and the U.S.

Round 1 (March 23 - April 2): Trump: $3B traffics (imposed) China: $3B traffics (imposed)

Round 2 (April 3 - June 15) Trump: additional $40B traffics (saying) China: additional $50B traffics (saying) Trump: increased to $50B traffics (saying)

Round 3 (April 5 - June 18) Trump: additional $200B traffics (saying) China: remaining the same $50B traffics (saying) F**k we are out since we don’t import LOL

Next thing you know is Micron Technology (MU) just got a temporarily banned of chip sales in China.

Who Win and Who Will Lose? Let's wait for the decision tmr.

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