Trading Intern Frantically Working on a Drink Order
I'm just gonna leave this right here...
Note the constant approval-seeking and the panic when the drink doesn't drop right away. I'm thinking FT offer.
I'm just gonna leave this right here...
Note the constant approval-seeking and the panic when the drink doesn't drop right away. I'm thinking FT offer.
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Hahaha, definitely top bucket.
Love the diaper.
"So he wants an OJ...simple enough" Click OJ. Hmmm. Click again. Must be broken. Click again Remembers WSO post about fucking up simple things like drink orders FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLCIKDK CLSILDJD CLDUDJ Must not return to desk empty handed with no drink...or back to college with no offer FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Drink finally dispensed. Returns to desk. Thinks of reasons to still be in with a chance of a J-O-B
MD: "The machine gave you a bit of trouble huh? Always does!"
Take my banana too
Thank you chap. This e-potassium does wonders for my e-bowl movements.
Rofl +SB
Holy shit that thing is loud
Poor little guy, chained... Humans are scum.
You'll get a company phone one day, too.
@"Kassad" lmao :D
haha
Haha shit that was funny
Holy cow. That was awesome. I don't know if I'm just too tired or not, but I was laughing way too hard at that!
Hilarious.
lol sb. Looks like they trained him on cocaine...he'll be fine on wall street
If that's viral marketing for Welch's then it just worked.
This was a good one, but it didn't hold a candle to this gem:
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/lazard-analysts-given-entire-weeken…
I actually got a call from the BBC and got interviewed about banking hours after that one.
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