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"So he wants an OJ...simple enough" Click OJ. Hmmm. Click again. Must be broken. Click again Remembers WSO post about fucking up simple things like drink orders FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLCIKDK CLSILDJD CLDUDJ Must not return to desk empty handed with no drink...or back to college with no offer FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Drink finally dispensed. Returns to desk. Thinks of reasons to still be in with a chance of a J-O-B

MD: "The machine gave you a bit of trouble huh? Always does!"

 
Rumplesmoothspin

"So he wants an OJ...simple enough"
*Click OJ. Hmmm. Click again. Must be broken. Click again*
*Remembers WSO post about fucking up simple things like drink orders*
*FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLCIKDK CLSILDJD CLDUDJ*
*Must not return to desk empty handed with no drink...or back to college with no offer*
*FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK*

*Drink finally dispensed. Returns to desk. Thinks of reasons to still be in with a chance of a J-O-B*

MD: "The machine gave you a bit of trouble huh? Always does!"

Take my banana too

 
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yesbrainer

Poor little guy, chained... Humans are scum.

You'll get a company phone one day, too.

in it 2 win it
 

Holy cow. That was awesome. I don't know if I'm just too tired or not, but I was laughing way too hard at that!

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

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