I personally like trotting around in an urban charriot drawn by four strong healthy thoroughbreads. Hard to find parking for it in Manhattan though. Also, I piss off a lot of cabbies when I let my horses shit on the street in front of them.

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I have a sufficiently sized penis, so I dont see any reason to own a truck, personally. Unless you actually need it for hauling shit/work, I would never buy one, let alone in NYC.

 

Art, yeah the purpose of mine will be for hauling a boat. I feel a truck still serves a purpose as a second car in most cities including NY In some cases.

 

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