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Hey, you can PM me whatever you were going to send to UFO. I then will forward it to UFO. Problem solved.

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Ari_GoldHey, you can PM me whatever you were going to send to UFO. I then will forward it to UFO. Problem solved.

*Note, I am in no way responsible for any distortions or errors that may occur during transmission.

HAHA
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manbearpig.
You are not blocked. The message wen through bu it ended up in my mailbox.
Power and Money do not change men; they only unmask them
 
UFOinsiderJeez, how did I miss this post until now?

....working on it now

Hilarious thread, BTW

just fyi: for some reason, I was included on an email from ANT who was, apparently, sending your man-junk shots to Patrick saying he was gonna "post them on reddit, and all the fuck across google. His junk pics will be fucking everywhere with his name in the caption "

just fyi.

 
swagonjust fyi: for some reason, I was included on an email from ANT who was, apparently, sending your man-junk shots to Patrick saying he was gonna "post them on reddit, and all the fuck across google. His junk pics will be fucking everywhere with his name in the caption "

just fyi.

Bummer. Thanks for the head's up though....
TonyPerkisdeleted because the coffee rush wore off and I thought it over...
feel better about life now? :D
Get busy living
 
RatinaMazeIs there any point to this thread besides attracting attention to yourself?
I don't see how there can be any possible ambiguity to the purpose of this thread. Maybe if you didn't watch so much gossip girl and vampire diaries, you'd be a little sharper...
-MBP
 

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