Unchill situations - how to deal with?

so i was laxin' with my bros the other day, just being sweet dudes on the real, when some non-bro comes up and harshes my buzz. so unchill dudes. so brohemians at wallstreetbroasis, please give me an idea how to deal with these unbro situations. Peace brove and frat.

Lord Broldemort
Founder and CEBro
Brotime Enterprises LLC

 

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