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you're fucking retarded. you can't even formulate a question properly. when's the test? what's your weight and activity level? here's hoping you fail coming from someone with a box of self-test strips currently in his desk

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

The way I got around a drug test was I has my friend (clean) pee in a vial. I then taped it to my gooch and when I got to the test I just took it off and poured it in the test. It stayed warm because of the body heat then I just put the empty vial back on my gooch signed the forum and walked out. You are alone in a room for your actual test so do whatever you are most comfortable with. Really stupid thing to do, but I wish you the best haha.

 

An icy hot patch covering a condom works better. Only works for private employment tests. I'm over here smoking on felony probation. They watch you piss.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Do you think this is impressive? Dude you're so alpha because you got caught breaking a major law and are royally fucked, but youre also sick as fuck because you're still smoking! fuck ya dude, 420 blaze it > career goals every day! sorry but no one is gonna read that and think of you as anything but a sorry sack of shit who never grew up.

 

Well sir, with your firm grasp of the English language, you're fucked anyways. Keep blazing.

Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
 

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