Now that V-Day is here with all the shenanigans that come with it, I turned to celebrated author Dick Masterson (http://www.amazon.com/Men-Are-Better-Than-Women/dp/1416953817/ref=sr_1_…) for some clarification.
All are quotes from him [note:his views are his own and I do not endorse them]:
Women don’t have the metaphysical grappling strength of men. They can’t haul themselves out of a shithole if that’s where they were born like you and I can. If a woman has a lazy-eye, she’s f***ed. Sammy Davis Jr. didn’t even have a f***ing eye and look at what he accomplished. That’s called being a man.
Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to f*** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t f***.
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a f***ing cult. Men are not sheep.
Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her t***.
F*** the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. That's V-Day.
LOL.
Check out his interview on the Tyra Banks show when he goes HAM on a fat chick.
Buddy thanks for sharing !, in fact I'll post the video. it is clear Tyra Banks has (like all women do) "dick envy". Women expect men to give them the world for their filthy little c***s.
Apologies, it was on the Dr. Phil show when he ragged on the fat chick.
See here at the end. Her reaction is hilarious:
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