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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

MD reached out to the intern group today with an email like "welcome to x, hope your experience is great blah blah blah" and the intern replies all something along the lines of "thank you!!!! so blessed for this opportunity!!!!!"

nbd but i chuckled

 

STEM intern here.  So I was working on a codebase with this other kid who joined about a month later.  Both of our bosses (engineer and software architect) hadn't touched the code in like five years.  So he keeps asking for help with specific parts of the code, and my bosses were not about to answer his questions but I could.  Apparently that made him feel dumb because he wrote a glassdoor review saying that the other intern "was toxic and was explaining things like I was stupid"

On the bright side I got a nice letter of recommendation for grad school talking about how I took initiative

 

Not an intern story but dude at my school last semester kept his camera on while railing this chick during class. Straight up legs in the air pound town. Worst part was it was during a guest speaker from a firm.

 

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