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Heard a story once of a guy who showed up to an interview extremely early so he could jerk one out in the bathroom (I assume some form of porn was involved). Said it made him assert his dominance and feel more comfortable.

I mean let's face it, if you successfully jerk off in the bathroom pre-interview, you should have no problem during the interview itself.

 
"ASC_842" Do it during the interview to assert your dominance.
In that case, he will become omnipotent.
 

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