We all have a duty - Stop cooking and order food to save the economy

This might sound like a joke but I'm dead serious.

I honestly feel like we have a moral obligation and a civic duty to go out there and spend our money for small and medium sized businesses. It just so happens that many of these businesses are our local restaurants - whether it be that local diner using artery-blocking amount of fat, super-hip vegetarian juice bowl shop, or just your average burger joint. Let's help them stay solvent.

So stop cooking so much. Go out there (on your delivery apps I mean) and spend that moolah. Let's help prevent a depression. I'm totally not saying this because I'm sick of cooking so much.