"We Need a Girlfriend"--Start figuring out how to seal the deal with an engineer

Final week of an engineering-related internship and I wanted to either get a woman's # or repair enough of a working friendship where I could potentially work for her inevitable startup.

The problem is she can tell I have the fever for her autistic schizophrenic arse and she's pretty cold with everyone who isn't an engineer--and with some non-attractive engineering professionals, as well.

Suggestions? I know I make her sound really insane but she's gf material if we can figure something out here. Moreover, I wouldn't want some future-startup bigwig fucking me over

So, WSO casanovas, how do i get her digits/professional friendship

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I know literally nothing about this girl except for your projections onto her. For all I know, she could be a traumatized orphan, a stuck-up bitch, secretly married, or actually autistic, all which give you completely different chances and strategies.

The other thing I know is that you are talking in an emotional rush like someone giddy with emotion. That is unbecoming of a man when it comes to girls not in the movie star and/or cult leader category. Have some standards, she is a human like you, and apparently you know very little of her actual personality beyond what you imagine it to be, and don't seem to care to find out.

...and the Truth shall set you free
 
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I know literally nothing about this girl except for your projections onto her. For all I know, she could be a traumatized orphan, a stuck-up bitch, secretly married, or actually autistic, all which give you completely different chances and strategies.

The other thing I know is that you are talking in an emotional rush like someone giddy with emotion. That is unbecoming of a man when it comes to girls not in the movie star and/or cult leader category. Have some standards, she is a human like you, and apparently you know very little of her actual personality beyond what you imagine it to be, and don't seem to care to find out.

. I think it's autism as well but you're onto something, she's mainly prissy, you're correct.

"Unbecoming of a man.." you're correct. Do you have any suggestions or are you here to stomp a ninja when he's down bad

She's not that hot physically I just like her innavigable personality 

She's hot.  She's aspergey. What do you need from me?

f....fuck,man...
 
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