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Who the fuck bullies someone for wearing hearing aids at this age? I put hearing aids in the same category as glasses, cochlear implants, Invisalign, or a diabetes monitor. Like yeah I notice initially but then I don’t. I’m not going to call someone four eyes for wearing glasses. I would pick the ones that I like the best. Personally would prioritize being able to hear.

 

Bankers wear hearing aids because of all their time in the clubs.

Rating agencies wear glasses and use walking sticks because they're blind to what's going on in front of them.

Honestly though, if anyone gives you abuse for that just bate the head off the eejit.

 
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