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You want a running dog? You better be prepared to run a lot, as in 4 to 5 miles every day. Those types of dogs don't do well and have drastic temperament changes if they are cooped up in a house all day.

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GoldenCinderblock

That dog sounds super gay.

It's meant to be a dog that women like.

Also, what's the best dog fur/hair color? Is white good?

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Labs/retrievers definitely are not hypoallergenic.

The dog you want is a Portuguese Water Dog. Probably will cost around $2k

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D M

Labs/retrievers definitely are not hypoallergenic.

The dog you want is a Portuguese Water Dog. Probably will cost around $2k

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A poodle mix (either with a Labrador or a golden retriever is probably your best bet).

Do poodles cause allergies? Is there a major difference between allergies caused by dogs with hair vs. fur?

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Standard poodles are decent for allergies, I just like Portuguese Water Dogs more - get one with wavy hair as opposed to curly. Hair is what you want, fur is what causes allergy problems.

Husky/Malamute is no go for allergies.

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I would consider a siberian husky as well. they get a bad rap as being agreesive because they are sometimes associated with husky-wolf hybrids but they are actually very friendly and love to run

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Goldendoodle is my vote. Not only is he the most badass dog when I need him to be, but taking him with to an outdoor shopping center guarantees girls - even when he humps them repeatedly.

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Goldendoodle is my vote. Not only is he the most badass dog when I need him to be, but taking him with to an outdoor shopping center guarantees girls - even when he humps them repeatedly.

Are they aggressive? Also, how often does this translate into you getting to do it?

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Extremely passive, especially when trained well (mine is terribly trained, and very rarely runs or looks to attack - he just wants to play). The goldendoodle that made my family get one of our own, is extremely gentle and often walks on the beach without his leash on so kids can run around him and play with him.

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The number one hypoallergenic dog is a 'Samoyed' and they are amazing dogs, which do not shed at all. Other good options that fit your needs are Poodles and Standard/Giant Schnauzers.

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