What if a pregnant coworker farted?

This is something that happened to me. There was a pregnant female coworker at my workplace. She squatted down right in front of me and farted. That's because many pregnant women don't have any warning as to when this is about to happen, so they can't prepare for it. Let's say she was embarrassed. What would you have done in this situation?

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The only way to make her feel unembarrassed would be to also fart. However, you need to one up her since you're an alpha male, so the only correct response would be to take a shit on the floor.

 

I’d just ignore it. It was probably extremely awkward and uncomfortable for her. Mentioning it or even doing anything to hint that it happened may only have made it worse. By ignoring it at least it doesn’t have to get any worse.

 

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