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This is insane. I'd really like to see some details about his military history. I know it was 'Nam and all, but good lord that guy is a nut. Maybe he took a shit-ton of drugs and inhaled too many motorcycle fumes since that war ended.

This is such comedy gold though. You can tell the moderators are so uncomfortable by these nuts. My little brother's in-laws are moving from Arkansas to Idaho this summer. They'll feel right at home I imagine.

 

A fart in the wind, my friend---a fart in the wind. Shave their beards, dress them in Hickey Freeman suits, polish up their rhetoric a little...and you'll have anyone of our 43 individuals whom have served the 44 presidencies of the United States of America...with the exception of Jefferson, Garfield, or Taft.

 

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