What is your Move? What is the thing that brings them back for more?

Monkeys,

Friday of a Holiday weekend, everyone can't take off so some of us are holding down our respective forts. It is also Summertime and the girls are looking extra fine as the mecury rises.

So many of us will go out for drinks after work or home to shower and such to cool down. One thing for sure is that we will bring back some talent at the end of the night and keep her coming back for more.

I am currently seeing the same girl I have been the last 2 1/2 years (on/off again depending on her PMSing) But no need to go into specifics. We still fuck like we are 17 year old and just discovered sex.

So in honor of 50 shades of gray...lets here your patent protected move that keeps them returning as soon as they get a 2am "u Out?" text

5 Comments
 
Edmundo BravermanMy move is problem drinking. It's like catnip to chicks with low self-esteem and/or daddy issues. Can't miss.

You're married. That is all.

Don't be like Kobe

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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