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I just...I just don't even know where this is headed. If I ever did "that" kind of thing it'd probably be something stupid like spaceheater or deoderant. Although it'd be funny as hell to be in a client meeting and just starting to loudly say "Pineapple! Pineapple!" and running out of the room. Maybe a new interview tactic? "This is my safeword. So if you hear me say it, it means I can't answer the question." An alternative to the old school "I plead the fifth or the sixth, seventh or eighth". I think I'd go with Eighth since it's about cruel and unusual punishment.

SBs to anyone else who can come up with ridiculous safe words like pigeon or Boba or pantry.

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I worked in a bank when I was a youngin with some very attractive, yet idiotic, females. They liked to talk about toys often and developed safe words to talk openly even if guests or managers were around. I think one female called hers foofie or something. It was kinda embarrassing to hear, “yea, foofie and I will have some special time together this evening.” A elderly customer asked who foofie was, “oh, just my new puppy.” she fibs. I doubt she would have been able to name a breed if pressed further.

 
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I worked in a bank when I was a youngin with some very attractive, yet idiotic, females. They liked to talk about toys often and developed safe words to talk openly even if guests or managers were around. I think one female called hers foofie or something. It was kinda embarrassing to hear, "yea, foofie and I will have some special time together this evening." A elderly customer asked who foofie was, "oh, just my new puppy." she fibs. I doubt she would have been able to name a breed if pressed further.

Dog breeds would be another good pool of off the wall safewords. "Poodle! Poodle!" or "Labrador! Labrador!" (am I talking about Canada or the dog?)  or "Doberman! Doberman!" But those girls using pet names like that? I've seen that too. It's so goofy it even reaches cringe levels sometimes. 

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I've heard "Dragonfruit" is a good one too. Very unique. 

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