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I usually just google "blue waffles" and go to the first picture that comes up in google images... goes to the site for some reason. try it out.

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Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour.

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her Keith Burton.

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i really like alphathrottle too. At first I thought they forgot to renew their domain, but idk what going on. Its been like 5 days now.

 

yoo guys!!

they put up a message like a week ago before they took the site down about how they were making a new streaming news site with a different name and would notify anyone who put their email in about it once it came out. something about a new start up with free finance news

but apparently someone took their old version and reuploaded it here:

http://alphathrottle.co.cc

still the same old awesome shit!

 

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