What would you do if time stopped?

What would you do if, except for you, the world, and everything and everyone in it just froze and time stopped, for 10 days?


http://modernyuppie.blogspot.com/ The musings and antics of a Meathead college wrestler turned asset backed securities trader.

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sleep, workout, watch dark knight at 2 in the morning..

may get some inside information and then trade on it once the markets come back

basically what i do now.. i'd also enjoy the quiet.

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i would read every WSO post ever posted 10 times over

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

------ "its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."
 

That modern yuppie blog is proof that ex-meathead wrestlers can't write for shit and are about as entertaining as the quants they disparage.

 

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