What would you do? - Not saying a thing
So last night I was out at a bar just being social and hanging out with some friends. I saw this one cute asian girl and walked up to her to see what she was all about.
I asked her the basic questions: Hi, how are you? Where are you from? She just looked and didn't say a thing. I was quite dumbfounded and didn't know how to respond to this, but I just kept talking being persistent and talking (to myself it seemed) but she was just there not saying a thing.
Then I proceeded to laugh it off and walked away... Wanted to see what people would do in this situation? And has anyone experience something quite like this.
This has definitely been a first for me. If she wasn't interested why didn't she just leave or reject me?? Was she mute, haha?
Pickup Rule #1: Never ask a girl a question about herself. It sets her up as the prize. Present yourself as the prize by picking a random topic and acting like it doesn't matter to you if she likes you or not.
Pickup Rule #2: If you aren't doing well, eject before it gets embarrassing.
Pickup Rule #3: Make sure your target speaks English.
Don't sweat it man, you'll have plenty of other opportunities.
Most guys steer clear of deaf bishes, I say it's all pink inside so more for me.That's why I learned sign language. The downside is it's tough to do sign language at a bar holding a drink. The upside is deaf bishes scream like dying mules in bed (super sexy).
One of your better works, 8/10.
the mule part got me
clueless, gameless tool
Is
you?Some girls are just shy/awkward/bitchy/stupid. Best thing to do in that situation is to laugh it off and find a better bitch.
You could've tried speaking slower and louder. DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?!
She's probably tired of guys with yellow fever hitting on her all night.
You should've waved a hand in front of her face.
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