What’s up with someone always blowing out the bathroom at work?

Every time I hit the toilet at around 11 or 12. It’s always blown to smithereens. Smells like I got into a trench in WW1. These MDs or VPs need to mix a veggie in for the one time I swear. Do you guys have this problem or only at my bb?

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this is usually after the first coffee (s)hits

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

I blow up the toilet on my floor routinely every day at some time between 1045AM-1115AM. Today all the stalls were taken so I went downstairs and they were taken there too. I think that’s when everyone’s coffee hits

 

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