Every time I hit the toilet at around 11 or 12. It’s always blown to smithereens. Smells like I got into a trench in WW1. These MDs or VPs need to mix a veggie in for the one time I swear. Do you guys have this problem or only at my bb?
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You know, I don't care where my MD shits as long as it is not on me.
listen brah, a bathroom that's meant to serve a floor of coffee-fuelled men is always going to be a warzone. If you're smart, you'll find another floor that has the print room or some admin office and use that instead.
Find the nearest floor that has like compliance/legal or something, and make that bathroom your domain. Keep your secret to yourself. It should be your best-kept secret.
I found an oasis one floor down (near the elevator) that housed a risk team of mostly women.
Sometimes I blow it out to send a message
You're a sick bastard
Man accused of threatening to blow up bathroom
https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/weird/man-accused-of-threatening-to-b…
The bathrooms don’t have air vent filters? How old is your office building?
Stress + copious coffee or even adderall + shitty seamless diet = annihilated toilets
Go find a back office or HR floor if you seek shelter
No matter where you are, there will always be one guy that had a "few beers" the night before....
One of my buddies in another group would always come to our floor and blow out our client bathroom. It was potent and he always seemed to do it in the early afternoon when the floor conference rooms by the bathrooms were being used.
this is usually after the first coffee (s)hits
I understand that sometime you gotta go, but I have some people at my work that will go EVERY DAY at roughly the same time, and take FOREVER.
I am surprised how not everyone knows about the courtesy flush.
I blow up the toilet on my floor routinely every day at some time between 1045AM-1115AM. Today all the stalls were taken so I went downstairs and they were taken there too. I think that’s when everyone’s coffee hits
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