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First bump: you. This is a common tactic for your threads as I’ll demonstrate

2nd Bump: Jamie Porsche. “He” posts topics in the exact same format as you, and then… surprise surprise, you’re the first person to either bump or comment each of “his” threads. You are commenting all of his cologne thread, pretty clear you just started that one from a burner:

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/whats-your-favorite-cologne-and-why

3rd Bump: BornIn1969. “he” is the first commenter in your “College Athletes, what’s the wildest locker room story you have?” thread. The comment is so weird that another commenter calls you out and “he” delete it. https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/college-athletes-whats-the-wildest-story-from-the-locker-room#comment-2713632


4th bump: JordyBL. ”He” posts a thread about being from a dysfunctional family and you’re the first person to comment on it. For some reason that thread isn’t popping up on this burner accounts profile but it’s linked below. And what do you know, our good friend “BornIn1969” is also in that thread, commenting about how dysfunctional his family is. :

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/did-anyone-else-have-a-dysfunctional-family-growing-up#comment-2595444

Pretty clear pattern here bro

 
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