What...the...f*ck Natalie Portman?!?!

So, maybe my chickens have come home to roost and I probably shouldn't have opened my mouth in the Black Swan Seks Scene thread...but I did and now I am regretting it. I bitched about Natalie looking a bit thin in her ballerina role in the movie, and truth be told, she was, but apparently she took what I wrote to heart and decided to get her curves back in the worse way possible...by getting knocked up.

Man I'm pissed. I saw her on Conan the other night and was in shock. There goes another perfectly good vagina shot all to hell.

Oh well, on to the next one.

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shorttheworlddid you JUST find this out? lol

Yes, I did just find this out. Unfortunately she's been really serious about the 200 ft distance listed in the restraining order.

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monty09i saw black swan and damm it sucked

Oddly enough, I've heard the opposite...though I think that info comes from mostly females, so that could be the issue.

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See True Grit or the King's Speech....much better.

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Gekko21See True Grit or the King's Speech....much better.

Plus 1 for True Grit. Haven't seen The King's Speech yet, but have heard really good things so far.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
Gekko21See True Grit or the King's Speech....much better.

True Grit for sure... As far as looks though, Portman is over rated.

Let's make better mistakes tomorrow
 

True Grit was far better. Black Swan was an over-stylized version of the Ballet, which, unless performed by a top production, is mediocre at best. It's not even the best work of Tchykovsky (sp?). That goes to the Nutcracker.

 
FriedsTrue Grit was far better. Black Swan was an over-stylized version of the Ballet, which, unless performed by a top production, is mediocre at best. It's not even the best work of Tchykovsky (sp?). That goes to the Nutcracker.
None of the ballets look good unless performed by a decent crew. Tchaikovsky was a composer, not a choreographer.
More is good, all is better
 
happypantsmcgeeSorry cph I was too drunk to pull out. My bad.

Damn you happy!!!

Was just thinking of watching closer again.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
happypantsmcgeeSorry cph I was too drunk to pull out. My bad.

I know this isn't true. There is no way you can post 800+ times in the last 30 days and knock up A list Hollywood actresses.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
Nouveau RichieHint as to who knocked her up:

That was creepy. I now no longer care that she is pregnant, lol.

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ANTI just saw the movie. OMG she is hot and delicious. I actually loved the movie. Wonderful cinematography.

I guess I'll have to go check it out so I can make up my own mind. I did watch the sex scene that was posted and that is probably worth watching the whole movie just to see again.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I just saw No Strings Attached and it had some funny scenes with decent storyline...It's not better than a more serious drama, but if you are in the mood for something "fun", check it out.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
Gekko21I just saw No Strings Attached and it had some funny scenes with decent storyline...It's not better than a more serious drama, but if you are in the mood for something "fun", check it out.

this movie was lame. i walked out early (granted, i had just seen true grit so maybe had enough movie for the day). ashton kutcher is a terrible, terrible actor. i couldn't believe that portman did a movie with him. maybe she just wanted to do a comedy?

 
Omoba De Jonz OBlack Swan >> True Grit > Kings Speech imo

As for Natalie Portman, I'd still hit it

Haha, rumor has it that it gets even better when there's a baby on board...I have not tested this theory yet because most pregnant woman don't hangout at the bar on Friday night, but if they did...

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Dammit.

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derivstradingDont think she is that hot tbh
Agreed, never have.
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