What...the...f*ck Natalie Portman?!?!
So, maybe my chickens have come home to roost and I probably shouldn't have opened my mouth in the Black Swan Seks Scene thread...but I did and now I am regretting it. I bitched about Natalie looking a bit thin in her ballerina role in the movie, and truth be told, she was, but apparently she took what I wrote to heart and decided to get her curves back in the worse way possible...by getting knocked up.
Man I'm pissed. I saw her on Conan the other night and was in shock. There goes another perfectly good vagina shot all to hell.
Oh well, on to the next one.
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lol guess she got tired of waiting for you
did you JUST find this out? lol
Yes, I did just find this out. Unfortunately she's been really serious about the 200 ft distance listed in the restraining order.
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i saw black swan and damm it sucked
Oddly enough, I've heard the opposite...though I think that info comes from mostly females, so that could be the issue.
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See True Grit or the King's Speech....much better.
Plus 1 for True Grit. Haven't seen The King's Speech yet, but have heard really good things so far.
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Haven't seen True Grit yet, but didn't get the hype over King's Speech. Colin Firth was good, but the movie felt a bit dragged on...
Enjoyed Black Swan.
True Grit for sure... As far as looks though, Portman is over rated.
True Grit was far better. Black Swan was an over-stylized version of the Ballet, which, unless performed by a top production, is mediocre at best. It's not even the best work of Tchykovsky (sp?). That goes to the Nutcracker.
Sorry cph I was too drunk to pull out. My bad.
Damn you happy!!!
Was just thinking of watching closer again.
I know this isn't true. There is no way you can post 800+ times in the last 30 days and knock up A list Hollywood actresses.
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Hint as to who knocked her up:
That was creepy. I now no longer care that she is pregnant, lol.
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I just saw the movie. OMG she is hot and delicious. I actually loved the movie. Wonderful cinematography.
I guess I'll have to go check it out so I can make up my own mind. I did watch the sex scene that was posted and that is probably worth watching the whole movie just to see again.
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SB for the YT link, hilarious.
I just saw No Strings Attached and it had some funny scenes with decent storyline...It's not better than a more serious drama, but if you are in the mood for something "fun", check it out.
this movie was lame. i walked out early (granted, i had just seen true grit so maybe had enough movie for the day). ashton kutcher is a terrible, terrible actor. i couldn't believe that portman did a movie with him. maybe she just wanted to do a comedy?
Black Swan >> True Grit > Kings Speech imo
As for Natalie Portman, I'd still hit it
Haha, rumor has it that it gets even better when there's a baby on board...I have not tested this theory yet because most pregnant woman don't hangout at the bar on Friday night, but if they did...
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Dammit.
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
Dont think she is that hot tbh
King's Speech was overrated. Definitely a solid movie, but shouldn't be hyped that much just because it's solid and not spectacular.
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