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According to this, right after, but you need to remove it after an hour
Depends on how long your title was "Incoming Non-Virgin"
At least a few months in advance of actually losing your virginity. Just need to make sure your college peers don't think you're a loser or weirdo.
Depends on which way she's facing,
Why would you add this to your LinkedIn? This is something that should go on your RESUME. Big, bold, size 72 font.
Should be the only thing on your resume
Look, over-the-pants-HJs don't count. You're not fooling anyone. Although I hear that those weirdos at S like that sort of thing.
Dude, it totally counts if you are wearing fleecey sweatpants. Its a velvety panacea.
I prefer ski pants myself, all that extra padding makes for an interesting experience
Guys, LinkedIn says a female looked at my profile. Does that mean we're going to have sex? What should I do??
Welcome back to WSO @"shorttheworld"
If the front door is locked, the backdoor is always open.
Not to high jack the thread, but I have a somewhat related question. Does becoming a trader make up for the fact that I have a small penis?
If I were you, I would consider aggressively mixing sexual innuendos into interviews and trader speak. Something about wielding your penis like King Arthur at Knight Capital.
Stryfe has a good idea with using "Incoming Non-Virgin" in LinkedIn.
King Arthur's willy work wasn't that wonderful and a large part of the King Arthur myth was about how he failed to produce a male heir, hence the fertility of the land failed.
Lancelot would be a better choice. Also, there's more pun potential in his name.
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