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"Tycho Brahe"
ManagementConfused:

...what's the best way?

Hunts Point in the Bronx.

Classic... ha

Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
 
"ManagementConfused"what's the best way?

Hookers.

Don´t say this in a banking interview: Which superhero would you be and why? I want to be like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor - me.
 

Speak to chicks in bars at after work events/at your local, you'd be surprised how easy it really is. Otherwise get on the Tinder.

Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
 
"dsch" Do hipster chicks go for corporate types though?

yeah - I mean if you're cool

like I am

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
"guggroth93" Some good spots in Greenpoint/Williamsburg lot of college/recent grad aged girls. The more hipster the less work you gotta put in

Any specific spots in those two areas you can recommend?

 

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