Where are they now?

Just wondering if anyone knows what happened to some of these ridiculous characters we've heard of from Wall Street (i.e. Models and Bottles guy, Aleksey "Impossible is Nothing", etc.)...After their huge blunders, where are they now?

In case anyone needs a refresher, here's the classic Models and Bottles video: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids…

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