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Is this some social experiment where you're trying to see if people can understand the words of a mentally handicapped person or am I giving you too much credit?

 
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Is this some social experiment where you're trying to see if people can understand the words of a mentally handicapped person or am I giving you too much credit?

@"design", stop being a @"DickFuld"!

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