Who am I? - Hope for me?

My spam box is giving me a crisis of confidence and I'm starting to think I might be someone else. Apparently I'm a single black man looking for love, it's just that I need penis enlargement, and once that's sorted it seems I'll need some more pills to get it up. Is there hope for me?

There is a silver lining though, I've won over $1 trillion in lottery money so far, except now I think Google is telling everyone because the casino's are saying I'm VIP without ever having been there and willing to let me spend my money there, and everybody seems to think I need luxury watch as well.

Whatever happens I'm sure I will find some pills from the No1 Pharmacy online to sort myself out, they are even willing to give me a discount, must be trying to win my business seeing as I'm filthy rich now.

Oh yeh, I must be a bit smelly as well because someone else is telling me I need a bathtub.

I don't know who I am any more.

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Fail.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Bro, you gots money in a Nigerian bank account with your name on it. I just need your social, DOB, and mailing address. PM me.

Get busy living
 

[quote=Johnny Ringo]This is stupid.....You probably stole this from a chain email.

Cue the price is right losing horn.

]

and you stole that from barstool.

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

[quote=Johnny Ringo]This is stupid.....You probably stole this from a chain email.

Cue the price is right losing horn.

] "The price is wrong.....Bitch"

-Happy

 

Definitely makes sense to define yourself based on the Spam you get bro.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Crisis of confidence?

Nice try, Jimmy Carter. You're too old to be trollin' WSO.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

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