Who Should Eat A Bowl Of Dicks?

This is the best article I've read in my entire life.

Summary: University of Oregon campus police made a list of people who they think should eat a "bowl of dicks" The list is fucking hilarious! (full list here)

So who would make it onto your list?

 

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