Why don't you have a Hulu Girl on your dash?

Benefits of Dashboard Hula Girl: -Ease stress and anxiety as you drive around and glance at your dancing hula girl -Increases feeling that your life is a movie -Reduces road rage of other drivers because they see you are chill bill and do not shoot you so you get to live. Hula Girl saves lives. -Acts as an aesthetic accelerometer -If you are so inclined, you can have it facing away from you for increased eroticism. Leads to much wealth and success a-la sexual transmogification Napoleon Hill style -Saul Goodman has a hula girl. You think you're better than Saul Goodman? You lyin to yaself dawg! -No car? No problem. Stick it to your watch. -Bike? No problem. Stick it to the handlebar. -No feet? No problem. Mount it on the brim of your favourite cap. Every. Man. Woman. And Child. Should move through life under the watchful eye of the almighty Hula Girl.

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