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Even better...Rebel talks about his new hat...

Reporter: "Tell me how you got the hat? Rebel: "It wasn't really hard. I just went inside his room...I was like oh my god, I'm in Gaddafi's room...OH MY GOD! But then this thing happened...I found this, and I was like OH MY GOODNESS!"
 

I wonder if he knows he could live comfortably for a good long while by dropping that on eBay

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Russian: That is the single most hilarious thing I have seen in a long time. Well done. She's giving an interview to a guy who has swag, what appears to be a scepter, a gold chain and that hat, and it goes from ridiculous to serious AND ridiculous. Well done.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

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