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Saw that, I'm about as excited for that as I am to see Ashton Kutcher on 2.5 men

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D MSaw that, I'm about as excited for that as I am to see Ashton Kutcher on 2.5 men

I sense sarcasm, sir...But I will go with my gut on this one and say that you are actually ecstatic about it.

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I'm not happy to see Two and a Half without Sheen...but I have to admit, I haven't seen recent seasons.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

lol Flake, I just thing Sheen is going to implode again. Don't want to get my hopes up for something good out of him.

As for Kutcher on 2.5 men... ha. ha. ha.

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I enjoyed That 70s Show when I was younger, not so much anymore

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The redheaded chick from that 70s show went to my middle school. I don't know why I just said that.

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