Wish WSO conference a big success!

First of all, I wish nothing but a great success and a ton of fun for you guys to have at tomorrow’s conference. I could tell how much effort Patrick and other high profiles here have put into making this exciting idea come true. I have been thinking to get a ticket and fly to NYC to meet and greet all you self-claimed Alphas (and possibly seize some dating opportunities if I feel right). I even ordered a stunning dress earlier for myself to stand out a little bit for the after-party. http://www.promgirl.com/shop/dresses/viewitem-PD947008
Unfortunately, based on the reputation I previously built on this site, I got cold feet (it is amazing how many of you guys still don’t believe the one in the pic is me. Grief) So now I have to give up on this thought and stay home sad and lonely watching the potentially lame London Olympic opening instead.
However, I will not stop letting my imagination fly. Generally speaking, there would be not one online forum gathering can get away without a few awkward moments going on. By awkward, for example, you finally got to meet the guy with a username as “sugarbabe” who turns out to be an old creep(of course such low caliber won’t happen here). But you still got to maintain a minimum amount of courtesy after, right?
Question: How many of you dare to tell others at the conference your user ID here? What if you happen to find out the guy you are having a great chat with the one who threw the most monkey shit at you? Don’t hesitate to share with me such stories after tomorrow. I expect some really good laughs. Good luck!

 

Baby, I'm willing to give you the opportunity to eat in my presence.

Note that since I respect you as my equal, you'll pay for your own meal.

Also note that for ideological reasons, I do not tip.

If interested, hit me up!

 
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

 
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

IRL, I'd make you my bitch.

Just so you know.

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

IRL, I'd make you my bitch.

Just so you know.

You know, I won't lower myself to your level. Keep insulting kids on the web tough guy.

 
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

IRL, I'd make you my bitch.

Just so you know.

You know, I won't lower myself to your level. Keep insulting kids on the web tough guy.

ab you still going to WSO conference??? I know you said you were going before.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
bfin:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

IRL, I'd make you my bitch.

Just so you know.

You know, I won't lower myself to your level. Keep insulting kids on the web tough guy.

ab you still going to WSO conference??? I know you said you were going before.

I was going to.

 
Abdel:
bfin:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

IRL, I'd make you my bitch.

Just so you know.

You know, I won't lower myself to your level. Keep insulting kids on the web tough guy.

ab you still going to WSO conference??? I know you said you were going before.

I was going to.

Why aren't you?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
Best Response
Abdel:
bfin:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
UFOinsider:
Abdel:
Also, because I'm cheap as fuck, I do not tip.
Fixed that for you

UFO, please, we're not going to discuss this again, 'specially not infront of my future wife.

Have some manners!

IRL, I'd make you my bitch.

Just so you know.

You know, I won't lower myself to your level. Keep insulting kids on the web tough guy.

ab you still going to WSO conference??? I know you said you were going before.

I was going to.

You realize I'm messing with you, yes? If was was seriously going to take someone out, I sure as hell wouldn't be broadcasting it on the interwebz
Get busy living
 
Abdel:
Baby, I'm willing to give you the opportunity to eat in my presence.

Note that since I respect you as my equal, you'll pay for your own meal.

Also note that for ideological reasons, I do not tip.

If interested, hit me up!

As a bossy lady, I have no problems with taking guys out for dinner, let alone going dutch. The point is are u The One?

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
 

I just took a stroll in downtown Chicago. Surprisingly, didn't find any open place with a big screen to watch the ceremony. How weird! Btw, I need to run some research on this Abdel guy. I'm a picky girl. Thanks for the matchmaking though.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
 
帝都大蜜:
I just took a stroll in downtown Chicago. Surprisingly, didn't find any open place with a big screen to watch the ceremony. How weird! Btw, I need to run some research on this Abdel guy. I'm a picky girl. Thanks for the matchmaking though.

Picky girl? Baby, I'm probably the most good looking men on earth.

No wonder why I had so many girls working for me when I ran my escort agency.

You won't be disappointed, I promess =)

 

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"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

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