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happypantsmcgee - Certified Professional
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I have said time and time again that if someone offered me floor seats to game 7 of the WNBA finals I wouldn't take them. Id rather watch grass grow.

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lmfao

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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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