Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking

WSO,

So even one of the world's most celebrated physicists cant figure women out!! Hah! Cant blame you Stephen at least you gave it a shot hahahaha

http://news.yahoo.com/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776…

I stopped figuring women when I was like 16 years old. My girlfriend would always say "i don't know" and that would confuse the hell outta me. Her reply typically was "i don't know".
What ice cream you want ?...."i don't know?!". C'mon bitch its either vanilla or chocolate!!

As always check the comment section on the link, comedy gold.

So WSO have you figured women out? What has been your experiences with women like?

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DominoThug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em 'Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em

Hahahaha.

My response to this thread:

Women need to figure me out.

 

I'm dating someone significantly older and I won't have it any other way again. Women are best when they are old and have their shit figured out, ex-husband is long gone, kids don't call any more and they are comfortable with their bodies. Get a woman like that and it's all gravy. All my girl and I do is play golf in the morning and fuck like bunnies in the afternoon and she cooks me dinner afterwards. Life is good.

 
GentlemanJackI'm dating someone significantly older and I won't have it any other way again. Women are best when they are old and have their shit figured out, ex-husband is long gone, kids don't call any more and they are comfortable with their bodies. Get a woman like that and it's all gravy. All my girl and I do is play golf in the morning and fuck like bunnies in the afternoon and she cooks me dinner afterwards. Life is good.

wait..youre dating a milf? how old r u and how old is she? and how did u pick her up?

 
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go.with.the.flowwait..youre dating a milf? how old r u and how old is she? and how did u pick her up?
I consider it rather rude to think of her as a MILF, she's just a really fun lady who doesn't give a fuck about what anyone else thinks and doesn't have hangups about her body. It's great!

I'm sure that I would start a raging discussion here with the specific answer, so all I will say is that I'm in my 30s and she's in her 60s. Save me the replies and jokes, I don't give a fuck.

Meeting women who are older is not difficult - here's what I've learned: women in their 50s & 60s basically only have other women as friends (guess what guys? women will outlive us all!) and they're sick & tired of hanging out with each other! So as long as you're nice and polite and approach them that way, it can be easier than you think. My girl and I met through golf at my country club - we share a lot of other interests too and that's keeps things fun & fresh. It also helps that she wears lingerie that some 20 year-olds would refuse to wear cause it makes them feel like a whore :)

 
RavenousShe's a GILF, not a MILF.
Yes, I guess that's true even though she couldn't quite be my grandmother, just a grandmother. But the number one way to NOT date a MILF (or GILF) is to approach them with that in mind or just be after sex. I genuinely enjoy being around my girl. It's unlike any other relationship I've had and that makes it great. Its really quite refreshing from the usual 20/30-somethings with ridiculous hangups and drama. You take a woman, remove all the drama and "I'm too fat!" conversations and you're left with a really cool person that is wonderful in bed :)
 
GentlemanJack
RavenousShe's a GILF, not a MILF.
Yes, I guess that's true even though she couldn't quite be my grandmother, just a grandmother. But the number one way to NOT date a MILF (or GILF) is to approach them with that in mind or just be after sex. I genuinely enjoy being around my girl. It's unlike any other relationship I've had and that makes it great. Its really quite refreshing from the usual 20/30-somethings with ridiculous hangups and drama. You take a woman, remove all the drama and "I'm too fat!" conversations and you're left with a really cool person that is wonderful in bed :)
Did I already mention that she wears some nasty, NASTY lingerie for me? Oh, I did? Well, it was worth mentioning again :)
 
eriginalThis quickly went from funny to disturbing.
Whatever. I'm not disturbed by it and that's all that matters. Guys are asking questions, I'm answering them. The reaction to the answers is of no consequence to me.
 
GentlemanJack
eriginalThis quickly went from funny to disturbing.
Whatever. I'm not disturbed by it and that's all that matters. Guys are asking questions, I'm answering them. The reaction to the answers is of no consequence to me.

Actually, I'm pretty sure go.with.the.flow just asked her age - no one attacked you and you proceeded to justify by telling us about her 'nasty lingerie.' Keep that shit behind closed doors unless she's under 40.

 

I dont date old ladies. If shes not young enough to be in college shes too old.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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