I'm sure some of you will say it's no big deal or anything... but I totally spilled food all over myself at work today. There was a plate on my desk and I accidentally hit it and it went all over me.
We're not talking about a few spots - we are talking about it looks like I just murdered a chicken.
I know, "rookie move, bro" and I probably should have an extra shirt or something at work. But I don't.
Has this happened to any of you? What did you do next?
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sink shower, bro sink laundry if necessary If anyone looks at you weird, just glare at them until they look down.
But buy some spare shit though. Lesson learned
Take the shirt off and send it to the dry cleaning for immediate cleaning. Pick it up and continue the day. Keep wearing the tie without the shirt though.
or buy a new shirt..
Head to the nearest shop and buy a new set of clothes.
can you wear your jacket over it? borrow a shirt/jacket? turn shirt inside out?
Just cut some holes in a paper bag and use it as a shirt. You can just tape the tie on.
i would just dry myself off and wear the shirt for the whole day and act like nothing happened. loll jk
Or just hang your dick out of your fly to act as a distraction.
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