Work Accident - For Laughs

I'm sure some of you will say it's no big deal or anything... but I totally spilled food all over myself at work today. There was a plate on my desk and I accidentally hit it and it went all over me.

We're not talking about a few spots - we are talking about it looks like I just murdered a chicken.

I know, "rookie move, bro" and I probably should have an extra shirt or something at work. But I don't.

Has this happened to any of you? What did you do next?

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sink shower, bro sink laundry if necessary If anyone looks at you weird, just glare at them until they look down.

But buy some spare shit though. Lesson learned

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

Take the shirt off and send it to the dry cleaning for immediate cleaning. Pick it up and continue the day. Keep wearing the tie without the shirt though.

or buy a new shirt..

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
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i would just dry myself off and wear the shirt for the whole day and act like nothing happened. loll jk

Or just hang your dick out of your fly to act as a distraction.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

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