WSO Caption Contest - April 27th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the image posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

And yes I know this one is a little bit late but not too late to still have a caption contest! Have at it monkeys...

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET next Thur May 4th, winner will be announced on Friday. united: http://i.imgur.com/tbIcndT.png

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