WSO Caption Contest - April 8, 2019... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Tuesday April 16th, winner will be announced on Wednesday.

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Dude honestly - well, first of all stop banning my accounts - but secondly, you should read your intern's comments on here, they are absolutely terrible lmao

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