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"Bernie… when we said you’ll avoid jail time when pigs fly… this isn’t what we had in mind."
"There's a lot of talk about 'trimming the fat around here...' and I want it all to STOP!"
Screw this, the Geico gig was much better.
Thank God this is Wall Street ... no one will eat me here.
On the picture: ✓ greed ✓ bad character ✓ pig => wait for it... ✓ slaughterhouse
Reference: "I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse." Walter Annenberg
/just saying
Investment Bacon Division
We have a winner!
The apparent boredom of this environment + the pig onstage is slightly reminiscent of certain awful strip clubs I've visited.
The budget for a midget stripper was cut so they got a pig instead, alright, alright, alright.
Can some one please remove Carl Icahn from the table so that we can focus on EBAY's new customer acquisition strategy?
Screw you guys... I'm going home!
Piggy: It's fun to stay at the Y.....M-C-A. Guy-in-Chair: We're all Jewish.
haha you should definitely run with that kosher idea. hilarious.
I thought it was the elephant in the room.
Must be the new guy, someone tell this analyst to get back to work!
Brainstorming session for new GEICO TV commercial:
"I don't know, Maxwell, I feel like the novelty of these GEICO commercials has worn off for me..."
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"Sorry, kid. Pork bellies stopped trading years ago."
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"Aaaaaand looks like they are back on the table"
Shut up Ein-swine...
A Piggybanker!
"So... we throw some lipstick on it, and call it a day, right?"
"Jim, you're not you when you're hungry"
Piggy was so proud - he couldn't wait to tell his pig friends that there was no wolf on Wall Street!
God damn it, whose weiner is on the table?!
"We know team morale has been low lately, so we brought in this pig so you can all take out your aggression."
"Yeah, Bill, I see Brenda, but what's that thing on the table?!"
Freakin' intern messed up the lunch order...
Pig thinking:
"Hope that Wolf of Wall Street is not around..."
"you get what you pay for"
Looks like Jimbo forgot to close out his futures again...
Baby Back-ed Securities
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