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Or... "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere."

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Shoulda made it WSO bleeding hearts... :-p

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Haha yea they were, and I loved that quote :-p

Watch out, the pedo-bear is out! Haha, I remember a month or two ago some city in Cali put out a warning that a man wearing a bear suit was out snatching children, fking hilarious how retarded some of our govt people are

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Watch out, the pedo-bear is out! Haha, I remember a month or two ago some city in Cali put out a warning that a man wearing a bear suit was out snatching children, fking hilarious how retarded some of our govt people are

Heh, that's nothing! WSO's very own Blastoise raped and murdered 65 men in Kaster, Belgium...

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mas1987

Watch out, the pedo-bear is out! Haha, I remember a month or two ago some city in Cali put out a warning that a man wearing a bear suit was out snatching children, fking hilarious how retarded some of our govt people are

Heh, that's nothing! WSO's very own Blastoise raped and murdered 65 men in Kaster, Belgium...

...twice

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