Wtf, blind girl brought her seeing-eye BEAR into the GMAT exam

Not flame. It was fucked up because like this was a full-grown Kodiak bear and it smelled -- not *bad* but noticeable nonetheless. Sure enough come the end of the day she grabbed the scruff of its neck and hopped on its back and it lumbered on out of there and on down the road just plain as day. I asked the proctors if they'd ever seen anything like that before and they said oh yeah there's always one or two every year. Also I think I fucked up my essay.

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BreakingRich

Interesting story, I remember when I was CEO of Goldman Sachs and had a secret collection of real pokemon for my daily enjoyment. Ahhhh the good ole days!

I take it you chose Blastoise or Charizard? Not some 2nd-tier bushleague pokemon like venusaur or chikorita?

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No I chose Charmander, because I believe in developing relationships that will last a lifetime. I also wanted a pokemon that could be a firebreathing dragon, after all - no better way to tell the douchebags at JPM to piss off then to ignite their whole building on fire with fire blast and then fly away laughing.

But because I believe insider trading is totally cool, I made sure I had a Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Dratini, Hitmonchan (needed a sparring partner), and Mewtwo to start.

I then performed the first poke-world LBO to obtain a fully developed Gengar - are you interested in applying for my summer internship position? You get hands on experience losing to my team every battle.

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This may be the definition of a 'monkeying around' post.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
 
heister

Only a bear? Imagine if it had been a giraffe or rhino.

Aand I'm off to Youtube to search for exotic animal fights...
 

Giraffe's fighting takes the cake

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

Would have been better if she brought a seeing-eye monkey. You know everybody would've bombed that shit if there was a monkey in the room. I mean, how can you not look at a monkey? They always look so happy with their bananas and poop. Of course, you never know when they're gonna go apeshit and rip somebody's head off...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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