WTF Vanguard?!?!

Does anybody else have their IRA set up through Vanguard? Apparently every year on your birthday they send you a message that reads "Happy birthday! Remember to update your beneficiary list in case you die during the next year!"

That is a pretty twisted birthday message.

5 Comments
 

If you die without a beneficiary, the account gets taxed as an early disbursement to your legal next of kin, i.e Spouse, Children, Parents, etc. Kind of odd phrasing though

 
ContemplatingBanker"Happy birthday! Remember to update your beneficiary list in case you die during the next year!"
I seriously doubt they use those exact words.
 

I paraphrased, but still... I agree the reminder is nice, but they should do it over New Years or something; the last thing I like hearing on my birthday is that I am one year closer to death.

 

Enim similique similique eveniet sapiente quidem cum quibusdam voluptates. Occaecati soluta deleniti ipsum doloremque aut consequatur. Quaerat fugiat dolorem veritatis hic illum odio.

The Knicks are back?

Career Advancement Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 08 97.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.8%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (48) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (25) $178
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (83) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (75) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”