"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
Maybe a smart move if you have enough people in said group as references, considering headhunters filter you based on group. But if your deals and experience are legit then don't see how you would necessarily be caught.
johnny_questQuestion guys - i know someone whose resume I came across at my firm (top BB). He works in IBD but listed a different group than the one he actually works in at my bank (i.e., he actually works in DCMFIG, but listed his group as FIG coverage).
Have you guys seen this before? Has anyone been able to pull it off if he spins it the right away? Apparently, this guy has an offer from a major PE fund (think Cerberus, TH Lee Partners, etc.)
What are the chances of this guy getting caught?
I'm surprised he got the offer - wouldn't that mean he would have also lied during the interview about his specific role and responsibilities when he got the walk me through your resume/deals question? You'd think that this is a VERY easy thing for a PE shop to confirm with a phone call to the BB.
I'll give the OP the benefit of the doubt that he's not 'the guy'. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to announce this if they were the culprit. I think the guy is 'a friend' that the OP thinks undeservingly received a top offer (when he didn't, or did but a 'lesser offer') and wants to see justice served and is half-hoping that someone from the top fund is reading this thread and will do the DD
I think you just gave the guy away...comes from a top BB, supposedly in the FIG coverage group, and has a MF offer. Would not be hard to find out who he is.
ihatebankingI think you just gave the guy away...comes from a top BB, supposedly in the FIG coverage group, and has a MF offer. Would not be hard to find out who he is.
2nd the above. Hope this guy is a real jerk who would deserve getting ruined via a stupid website (no offense Patrick). Way to throw your bro under the bus dick.
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Well I really don't know
if it matters at all so
but we try to keep the prices low
for our records and our shows
but is that
is that enough
or is (it) that we're not punk enough
or is (it) that you think ska just sucks
(but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what?
Great Less Than Jake reference there TechBanking... I think very few people on here got it.
Was about to comment - who is referencing LTJ?? They played a show in BK last week and I think they have another one tonight... not sure i've heard anything theyve done in 10 years though...
KrakauerWas about to comment - who is referencing LTJ?? They played a show in BK last week and I think they have another one tonight... not sure i've heard anything theyve done in 10 years though...
The OP was named Johnny Quest so I had to do it... I was really into them way back in college (10+ years ago). They put on a great live show as well.
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"this guy" = OP
nah, not me dude.
whoever it is, they're fuckin retarded.
Yes whoever it was, pretty fucking stupid move to pull. One phone call away for the offer to be pulled and your name ruined.
This business is about trust...
What a retarded thing to do
yes, i cant believe this guy got away it. he got an offer a few weeks ago.
ur all jelly
Maybe a smart move if you have enough people in said group as references, considering headhunters filter you based on group. But if your deals and experience are legit then don't see how you would necessarily be caught.
he's done, they're running the check as we are typing this.
I'm surprised he got the offer - wouldn't that mean he would have also lied during the interview about his specific role and responsibilities when he got the walk me through your resume/deals question? You'd think that this is a VERY easy thing for a PE shop to confirm with a phone call to the BB.
I'll give the OP the benefit of the doubt that he's not 'the guy'. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to announce this if they were the culprit. I think the guy is 'a friend' that the OP thinks undeservingly received a top offer (when he didn't, or did but a 'lesser offer') and wants to see justice served and is half-hoping that someone from the top fund is reading this thread and will do the DD
I think you just gave the guy away...comes from a top BB, supposedly in the FIG coverage group, and has a MF offer. Would not be hard to find out who he is.
2nd the above. Hope this guy is a real jerk who would deserve getting ruined via a stupid website (no offense Patrick). Way to throw your bro under the bus dick.
This.
lol...LMFAO
wall street is a small small place
Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts
Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what?
Great Less Than Jake reference there TechBanking... I think very few people on here got it.
I can GUARANTEE its not me. Also, I disguised the kid pretty well with the details I provided.
Was about to comment - who is referencing LTJ?? They played a show in BK last week and I think they have another one tonight... not sure i've heard anything theyve done in 10 years though...
The OP was named Johnny Quest so I had to do it... I was really into them way back in college (10+ years ago). They put on a great live show as well.
Sounds like the guy who wrote that idiotic cover letter to JPM about how he can bench a ton and he is "unflagginly" the best option for morgan stanley
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the less than jake reference made me cum my pants
BAML?
johnny wtf man
now my offer is rescinded you piece of sh*t
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