Down to the Wire

So it's the night before what is being called the most important election of our lifetime, and I was sitting here wondering what the candidates are doing on the Eve before they learn their fate. Surely they won't be sleeping much, so what do you think they're doing to keep themselves busy?

Maybe McCain is surfing for p*rn.

Maybe Obama is trying on his wife's evening gowns.

Maybe McCain is prank calling Biden.

Maybe Obama is singing "These Boots are Made for Walking" on his karaoke machine.

Maybe McCain is looking up Monica Lewinsky's number.

Maybe Obama is updating his MySpace page.

Ok, so maybe McCain IS sleeping....

Whatever they're up to, they must be on eggshells right about now. Don't forget to find time tomorrow to make your way to the polls and vote. It really does matter.

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