Last Song before Leaving the Building

You're done. The allure of tech and freedom and entrepreneurship finally gets the better of you. You shake with the MD, pack your bags, and.... one more thing...

If you had time to throw on your rollerskates and hoist a ghetto blaster over your shoulder, what song would you play while getting escorted out of the building?

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