Lunch Beats coming to NY?? Businessweek Article

If you didn't read the latest issue of Businessweek, Europe is being taken over by a lunch hour dance craze.... club style!

DJs, free water, AND dark rooms. So tight!

Better yet, it's on its way to North America just in time for summer! What does this mean for us Monkeys?

A spike in the divorce rate? So many questions....Like do we go with babes from HR or Middle Management? Omg, the possibilities are endless.

And what is the code of conduct?

Are we talking about D-floor make-outs? grabbing a bit of tail? Fist pumps? Grindin'?

Personally, I think I'll probably build more steam than I blow off. Someone firing up "Pony" by Ginuwine...man, I'm gonna be purring

I can picture myself going back to the office with a semi and rubbing one out in the executive restroom....

Shit guys, shit!!!!!! So fly

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