New World Order.

So last night had a good, borderline lunacy and fictional talk with an old pal over some good hash & booze about new world order and the future. You see folks, I am all pragmatic and to an extent will even buy into this rather jaded fallacy of the way the world is heading say 200 plus years from now but what most conspirators, the extreme on both sides fail to understand is humans evolve and the power of choice. Anyone in this damned hardhearted world can make it if you are willing to work hard and aim for the sky.... Discuss.

 

According to the Christian faith, The New World Order will unite all govt's of the world and the anti christ will reign supreme. A "blood moon" is supposed to happen next year, and in the bible that is an omen to the end of times.....

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

You know what we forgot to account for with those ancient records those dumb ass scientists waste their lives poring through? Sarcasm.

I predict the world will end in 2129. Now some dumb bitch is going to log onto WSO in 2128 (now a F500 powerhouse) and take what I just said literally and shake up people's shit.

 
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You know what we forgot to account for with those ancient records those dumb ass scientists waste their lives poring through? Sarcasm.

I predict the world will end in 2129. Now some dumb bitch is going to log onto WSO in 2128 (now a F500 powerhouse) and take what I just said literally and shake up people's shit.

Laughed my ass off @ "shake up people's shit" lol.

in it 2 win it
 

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