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Wow, the douchebaggery of WSO just keeps on continuing. I'm not surprised if a 12 yr old is posting right now.

I asked a simple question and was lookin for advice and help that's the underlying purpose of this forum (in case you all haven't figured out)

I go to a target btw but I don't see how that is pertinent at all to my question.

Here's a better question: How big of a tool are all of you?

It's rhetorical if you all can't figure it out from my writing.

 

I do not think anyone is trying to come off as a douchebag. You asked a question that you should be able to answer yourself. In all honesty, you should know why you want to work at the firms you apply to. If you do not, you need to find a reason. WSO provides a lot of information, but you cannot expect us to do the work for you and then call us douchebags for not being willing to do so.

 
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^ I am looking for advice and posted an honest question, so I can perform well in my interview.

Now, I get a bunch of idiots who jerk of to this site/BB CEOs when they should be banging (or at least trying to) bang hot chicks give me retarded fuckin answers and say whether I'm at a target or non-target, which is completely unrelated to my original question.

I'll figure it out on my own. There's no need for anyone to post or answer my question.

Idk why I even post on this site; it's become a cesspool of prestige whores and high schoolers with faces full of acne who do not know a lick about finance.

 

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